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Next friday is Christmas kids. Not like you didn't know that. Just remember to head out to the local shrine of consumerism and pray at the alter of buying. Yeah, just thought I would stick that in. I say fuck it. Buy a pie and give it as a gift.
Who the hell doesn't like pie? Maybe some Commie-pinko-freak might not like pie, but most people do. Can you imagine getting upset because you got a pie as a gift? No. Pie kicks ass. Someone is getting a pie for Christmas from me. I don't know who, but it's happening.
So the wife and I headed out to the new Thai place for dinner. It was good, a little to spicy for the wife though. I dug it. Anyway, as we rolled out of the parking lot, we pulled up behind a guy at a stop light who had TV screens on the sun visors in his car.
Like that. Both were playing an Usher video (they were big enough for us to see, he had two...and we were in the car behind him). ...and... dude was alone in the car. He was by himself, with two TVs playing. How is this not illegal? I thought the dude playing with his iphone while driving was bad, he wasn't watching TV! This is insane. I can not describe how absolutely stupid that is. So be careful out there. People are absolutely stupid, and they are behind the wheel of a 2000lb projectile and they are not paying attention. I am having such a difficult time with this.
Well, if TV for drivers and pie are not quite the best gift for your sweety, try out Varga's new record - River of Love.
Yeah, the wife found this on Regretsy.com. "Born from rock, mid-wifed by Venus and birthed through the rhythmic canals of funk, romantic jazz and get up and dance disco"
Uh.. ok. Click this right now. Don't forget to crank it up. If you need more convincing, there are more tracks on Regretsy.
Speaking of bad attempts, Steven Seagal has a new show: Lawman. Uh... seems he has been a New Orleans deputy (got the honorary badge when he did a movie once) and can pull off the Creole dialect at will. The show glorifies his less than Bruce Campbell B-movie status, and definitely shows he has what it takes to inflate his ego. Just look:
Yeah. "It not a job, it's an adventure." No, it's a joke. I've been to NOLA about ten times in the last ten years, and there is not one single cop driving a leather interior GMC SUV. Not one. It's almost like he is making a mockery of it all. Poor bastard.
Alright, that's it for the weekend. Since you came here looking for education, enlightenment, and/or the secret of life, I will have to let you down. I just don't think you are ready for it yet.
Drive safe and eat pie. Well, not at the same time. Then again, how cool would it be to drive, eat pie and watch a Steven Seagal movie all at the same time? Sounds like a good idea...
I love pie. Apple pie. Love it.
(every pic and link in this post is stolen. that makes me laugh)
Who the hell doesn't like pie? Maybe some Commie-pinko-freak might not like pie, but most people do. Can you imagine getting upset because you got a pie as a gift? No. Pie kicks ass. Someone is getting a pie for Christmas from me. I don't know who, but it's happening.So the wife and I headed out to the new Thai place for dinner. It was good, a little to spicy for the wife though. I dug it. Anyway, as we rolled out of the parking lot, we pulled up behind a guy at a stop light who had TV screens on the sun visors in his car.
Like that. Both were playing an Usher video (they were big enough for us to see, he had two...and we were in the car behind him). ...and... dude was alone in the car. He was by himself, with two TVs playing. How is this not illegal? I thought the dude playing with his iphone while driving was bad, he wasn't watching TV! This is insane. I can not describe how absolutely stupid that is. So be careful out there. People are absolutely stupid, and they are behind the wheel of a 2000lb projectile and they are not paying attention. I am having such a difficult time with this.Well, if TV for drivers and pie are not quite the best gift for your sweety, try out Varga's new record - River of Love.
Yeah, the wife found this on Regretsy.com. "Born from rock, mid-wifed by Venus and birthed through the rhythmic canals of funk, romantic jazz and get up and dance disco"Uh.. ok. Click this right now. Don't forget to crank it up. If you need more convincing, there are more tracks on Regretsy.
Speaking of bad attempts, Steven Seagal has a new show: Lawman. Uh... seems he has been a New Orleans deputy (got the honorary badge when he did a movie once) and can pull off the Creole dialect at will. The show glorifies his less than Bruce Campbell B-movie status, and definitely shows he has what it takes to inflate his ego. Just look:
Yeah. "It not a job, it's an adventure." No, it's a joke. I've been to NOLA about ten times in the last ten years, and there is not one single cop driving a leather interior GMC SUV. Not one. It's almost like he is making a mockery of it all. Poor bastard.
Alright, that's it for the weekend. Since you came here looking for education, enlightenment, and/or the secret of life, I will have to let you down. I just don't think you are ready for it yet.
Drive safe and eat pie. Well, not at the same time. Then again, how cool would it be to drive, eat pie and watch a Steven Seagal movie all at the same time? Sounds like a good idea...
I love pie. Apple pie. Love it.
(every pic and link in this post is stolen. that makes me laugh)
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